man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Nobody cheats on THIS.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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