Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
40s are totally the cure
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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