you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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