I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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