her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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