Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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