I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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