But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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