it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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