You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
