Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Its about making memories worth repressing
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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