Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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