I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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