do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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