ugly people sure do ruin things
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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