I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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