I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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