You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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