So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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