I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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