well most of my day revolves around power hour
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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