I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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