Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
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I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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