i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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