I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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