you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
