I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
