new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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