i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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