She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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