If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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