If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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