I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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