New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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