Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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