You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
dude. I can hear the air.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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