You're so nebulous sometimes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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