Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's

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(361): View more from Texas

One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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(212): View more from New York

dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

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idk but i think it had a face

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(909): View more from California

dude i'm inner monologue high

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(434): View more from Virginia

he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?

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