You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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