So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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