i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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