Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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