Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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