So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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