yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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