I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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