1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
is wine microwaveable?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Randomize
