I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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