If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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