It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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