I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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